My Friend & Younger Women

My friend has a girlfriend our age. He is happy with her and can't understand why I don't want a woman our age. "She cooks for me. She cleans. She does the laundry. She takes care of me." Several times, I've almost said, "That sounds like a mother to me." Instead, I just tell him, "That's fine - for you. But that's not what I want."

He's also blown it for me a few times. He'll start talking about, "In our day...." or he'll complain that the music is "just noise." Just what I need when I'm trying to convince a sweet young thing that she needs and wants an older guy. I swear, sometimes he sounds like someones grandfather - Uh, oh, that's right, he is.

My favorite, though, was one night when we were in Snapper's - four of us. He was with his girlfriend and I was with a very hot 31 year old chick. He was belting down scotch and beer. The woman I was with went to the Ladies room. My friend, being a bit drunk, leaned in front of his girlfriend and said, "Hey, Bill, I gotta hand it to you. I always heard there were younger women who like older men, but I can never find one." After that his girlfriend became icy silent.

Sometimes he can be silent when I'm hitting on a hot chick. One night the chick I was hitting on was a bit conceited. She went to the ladies room. She was hot and every guy in the place looked at her as she went and came back. She said to me, "Every guy in the place wants to f$%# me." I said, "I don't." My friend about choked on his beer but he kept silent. She looked at me, "You don't?" I replied, "No, I want to make love to you." That was the "gotcha" line!