I found a company which thinks like me, Old Glory Tees. I ordered several of their tee shirts.

1. PETA
   


2. Guns Don't Kill People... I do
   

PETA

I can't believe it! PETA is upset that Obama killed a fly!

http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=79213

That reminds me. A woman I know was talking about wearing fur and such. She was fanatical and I hate fanatics of any type (in fact, you might say I'm fanatical about disliking fanatics). I told her, "I'm a member of PETA."
"You are?"
"Yeah, People Eating Tasty Animals."