Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message to paramedics on his way to the hospital… “put me on the children’s ward”
There are unconfirmed reports of people hearing Thriller playing backwards from the morgue - Apparently he’s de-composing.
Coroners office just released a statement saying that they are going to melt down Michael’s body and turn him into plastic toys so kids can play with him for a change.
When Farah arrived at the pearly gates God granted her 1 wish. Farah thought for a minute and said “I wish for the children to be safe”. God paused, smiled and then told her… “The children are safe… i just killed Michael Jackson”
Early reports are that the hospital does not know what to do with the body, as plastic recycling is not collected until next Thursday.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital the maternity ward was immediately put on lockdown.
Like Michael Jackson always said. “Live fast, die young, leave a vaguely Vietnamese looking woman’s corpse”
MJ’s cardiac arrest was brought about when he found out that Boyz 2 Men were a boy band and not a delivery service.
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